Sunday, October 8

Prating

I try not to be a bore, being a bore is no fun, it makes you look stupid. My brother hates boars they're boring, they like to prate childishly about their childishly boring lives. Repeating many many words needlessly with out any regard to effectiveness or efficiency, repeatedly. Just like debators! They go on and on and on and on and do nothing to interest the reader, unless the reader is a childish prater like themselves. Prating is evil, Fight it!

I try not to prate, its stupid and annoying, and makes my eyes hurt when I read it. Clarence prates sometimes, but he craps more often and thats no so bad, because its so unseriously stupid, its funny. But prating horh, is seriously stupid and therefore gets on my nerves.

My brother is very good at not saying much. All his latest posts, haven't really said anything. He can talk talk talk for long long long, and in the end, he just talk a whole load of cock. But that kind of cock, is even better than Clarence's crap. Because it doesn't say anything in a very clever way which is very funny. He is very clever you see. So my eyes feel good when I read my brother's blog. But other blogs like xiaxue, like to prate prate prate nonstop, so full of supid nonsense until my eyes want to pop out.

In short, you can talk a whole lot of cock and still be very clever, but you can also talk a whole lot of cock and be very stupid. So if you have alot of things to say, it doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you have alot of free time.



Jeremy is bored
He likes to write nonsense
because its funny
to him anyway

Jeremy is happy because people like Yunxing, dylon, his brother, carissa, jacq, clarence and david who he hasn't talked to much have tagged his blog. He wishes they would comment more on what he actually said, but is happy anyway.

Jeremy is feeling lazy, because its 1025 Sunday night and he has finished his homework for Monday, he wants to blog cleverly, but can't think of anything clever to say.

Jeremy is feeling nervous, because mid-terms for his religion class are on Thursday and he hasn't studied for them. He also has alot of hard stuff to read, like Walden and Jesus the Jew, which are very clever books but are also very boring.

Jeremy likes to read clever things, but he prefers short clever things to long clever things, so college reading is annoying him.

Jeremy likes being called clever, because he suffers from frequent and astonishing bouts of self-doubt and depression. He likes to think that that makes him look like one of those famous thinker people who are kind of crazy but are also very clever.

Jeremy is upset that dylon thinks his ego is very big. He likes to think that he is humble where it matters. Still, he will endeavour to be more humble and not get very annoyed with people who are being silly.

Jeremy wishes more people would visit his blog and write little clever things in the comments and tagboard so that his blog will become a clever little place where clever people like to meet and talk about things. He wishes his youth group and other brother would talk more here but is otherwise satisfied.

Jeremy wants to be a clever person who says clever things. He wishes people would notice that there are many clever references to clever things throughout this silly post. He thinks no one will. He also wishes sometimes for someone clever to talk to in real life who was at the same level of intellectual inferiority that he is at.

Jeremy wants to be a nicer guy, he also hopes the Singapore haze will go go far away and come again another day, because he is a nice guy. He wishes people would notice that, people never notice anything.

Jeremy wants to be a better writer, he has many term papers to write, so writing smarter means he gets to take less flak from dad about being responsible, which although it is an expression of love, gets mighty tiresome after awhile.

But what Jeremy wants most right now, is to go home......

4 Comments:

At 2:27 am, Blogger J Schnorng said...

Aiyah jeremy you want to come home, I want to go there. Anyway, by the time you're back, we'll all be in Serangoon. Meaning me. I will be in Serangoon. SIAN.

 
At 9:18 am, Blogger Dylon said...

HEY! YOu've got a funny post there man. i would have looked retarded smiling at the screen. Having a big ego is not a bad thing. so long its not bigger than the container ship man. HAHA. When you come back. pls tell me. i'll bring you to the water ski park for SOME FUN!. lol. im gonna try that soon man! (This is partial prating i guess=D.)

AND HEY!.I prate alot in my blog. well, people who prate are bored like what you've mentioned. lol. and you sure blog 10 times more there than when you're here in singapore!

and you should know that theres this gastric flu thing. ard acs(I) esp and its spreading real badly all over the schs. lol. should watch over your mates in case they get it man. got some friend whose got it.

 
At 9:20 am, Blogger Dylon said...

and i think you should go get the book

THE GUIDE by R.K. Narayan.

a pretty good read. lol. you'll feel, more cultured in a sense. =DD

 
At 7:34 pm, Blogger anon. said...

also me! I will also be in teh Serangooon yeah!!

also, regarding dylon's post: wah that means more holiday for ACS(I) kids hehehe

 

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